nba free agent frenzy!!!

with the NBA free agency started 4 daya ago, alot of crazy shit went down. but the most important transactions are for my Chicago Bulls. with that said:

Jimmy Butler: 5 years, $90 million

i know he must be a very excited, cuz i am, and rich man, cuz i'm not. rumors of him seeking a 1 year or short term deal so he can get more money when the salary cap opens up next year were swirling around. even ones where he wanted to go to the Los Angeles Lakers to play with Kobe Bryant. at last, he chose to stay and hopefully bring home a 7th. i for one am grateful. would have hated to root against him

Mike Dunleavy, Jr: 3 years, $15 million

as important, very important as it was to have Butler back, it was critical to have Dunleavy back, too. his veteran leadership and ability to space the floor makes him a dangerous opponent. knowing he can still knock down 3's better than some of the Merrymen in the same division makes him a highly valuable asset. i'm thrilled he's back

around the league:
-Anthony Davis is extended with the New Orleans Pelicans for 6 more years (1 of my 5 favorite players)
-Kawhi Leonard is extended with the San Antonio Spurs for 5 more years
-Damian Lillard is extended with the Portland Trailblazers for 5 more years
-LaMarcus Aldridge went to San Antonio from Portland
-Westley Matthews went to the Dallas Mavericks from Portland
-Nicolas Batum went to the Charlotte Hornets from Portland
-Robin Lopez went to the New York Knicks from Portland
-Aaron Affalo went to the New York Knicks from Portland
*just wanna say i feel bad for Lillard. i like him and all but he just lost 4 starting players. he's going to have a tough time carrying the team and carrying it out a stacked Western Conference.
-Tyson Chandler went to the Phoenix Suns from Dallas
UPDATE: DeAndre Jordan went to Dallas from LAC, BACK to LAC (bitch made)
-Thiago Splitter went to the Atlanta Hawks from San Antonio
-Marco Bellineli went to the Sacramento Kings from San Antonio (he must not want a ring or they didn't want him back)
-Rajon Rondo went to Sacramento from Dallas
-Monta Ellis went to the Indiana Pacers from Dallas
-Roy Hibbert went to the Lakers from Indiana
-Gary Neal went to the Washington Wizards from Charlotte
-Paul Pierce went to the Los Angeles Clippers from Washington DC
-CJ Watson went to the Orlando Magic from Indiana
-DeMarre Carroll went to the Toronto Raptors from Atlanta
-Aron Baynes went to the Detroit Pistons from San Antonio (he must not want a ring or they didn't want him back)
-Greg Monroe went to the Milwaukee Bucks from Detroit
-Amir Johnson went to the Boston Celtics from Toronto
-Matt Barnes (dirty ass player) traded to the Memphis Grizzlies from Charlotte from LAC
-Noah Vonleh traded to Portland from Charlotte
-Nik Stauskas (still gotta support the home team) traded to the Philadelphia Sixers from Sacramento
-Spencer Hawes traded to Charlotte from LAC
-Lance Stephenson traded to the Clippers from Charlotte
-Steve Blaked traded to the Brooklyn Nets from Portland
-Lavoy Allen resigns with the Pacers
-Brook Lopez resigns with the Nets (now will face his brother in same division)
-Thaddeus Young resigns with the Nets
-Omer Asik resigns with the Pelicans
-Al Jefferson resigns with the Hornets
-Patrick Beverly resigns with the Houston Rockets
-Corey Brewer resigns with the Rockets
-Brandon Knight resigns with the Suns
-Luol Deng resigns with the Miami Heat
-Goran Dragic resigns with the Heat
-Tim Duncan resigns with the Spurs
-Danny Green resigns with the Spurs
-Marc Gasol resigns with the Grizzlies
-Mike Miller (fucking useless ring chaser) resigns with the Cleveland Cavaliers
-Kevin Love (fucking overrated) resigns with the Cavaliers
-Timofey Mozgov resigns with the Cavaliers
-Iman Shumpert (half of the Trash Brothers) resigns with the Cavaliers
-Tristan Thompson resigns with the Cavaliers
-Draymond Green resigns with the Golden State Warriors
-Paul Millsap resigns with the Hawks
-Kris Middleton resigns with the Bucks
-Dwyane Wade resigns with the Heat
-Kirk Hinrich resigns with the Bulls

UPDATE: Reggie Jackson resigns with Detroit
UPDATE: Brandon Bass went to the LAL
UPDATE: David Lee went to the Celtics from Golden State
UPDATE: Gerald Wallace went to the Warriors from Boston
UPDATE: Kevin Garnett resigns with the Timberwolves
UPDATE: Deron Williams (over-rated! *clap, clap, clapclapclap*) getting bough out from Brooklyn in hope of joining Dallas, his home team. UPDATED UPDATE: going to Dallas from Brooklyn
UPDATE: Josh Smith went to the LAC from Houston

free agents remaining:
UPDATE: LeBron James - Cleveland ("pussy ass bitch" as stated beautifully by a GSW fans is waiting to get the most money. it's always #1 with him. #1 player. #1 money. fuckin baby) resigns (no surprised there. should've just been did it, faggot)
UPDATE: David West - Indiana to San Antonio
UPDATE: Manu Ginobli - San Antonio resigns
UPDATE: Amar'e Stoudemire - Dallas to Miami
UPDATE: Lou Williams - Toronto to LAL
-Jason Terry - Houston
-JR Smith (half of the Trash Brothers) - Cleveland
-Nazr Mohammad - Chicago
UPDATE: Aaron Brooks - Chicago resigns
-KJ McDaniels - Houston
-Andre Miller - Sacramento
UPDATE: Jeremy Lin - LAL to Charlotte