DeAndre Jordan is a little bitch

a team consists of DeAndre Jordan, Chris Paul, and Blake Griffin isn't intimidating. the best player on the Los Angeles Clippers is their bench player, Jamal Crawford! only thing they did to help themselves were to get rid of dirty ass Matt Barnes, and picked up old ass Paul Pierce.

LAC is just going to underachieve, or overachieve according to me, by not even making it to the Western Finals, let alone the NBA Finals. DJ will be offensively retarded when it comes down the stretch yet requesting to get more offensive touches. motherfucker, isn't all those Hack-A-Jordan enough touches for you? fuckin 30% free throw shooter when you shoot the ball into a netted basket for a living. now got the nerve to back out of a verbal agreement with the Dallas Mavericks after to stay with LA. fuckin beady eye, illiterate, half chromosome, Groot lookin ass. and i don't even like Dallas like that. just a fan of Dirk Nowitzki and people who keep their words. they lost Tyson Chandler to the Phoenix Suns. apparently they're paying him $13 million a year for for year to be overrated. i call that the Carmelo Anthony Contract. so in desperation for a big man, they traded their future 2nd round draft pick to the Milwaukee Bucks for big man Zaza Pachulia, who is ok at best.

when you have a 7 footer with the IQ of a 5 year old playing with a point guard in a 5 year old body and a dead eye, muscle corpse forward who looked like a he got seasoned with old bay and paprika, you're still going against Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, and the Oklahoma City Thunder, James Harden, Dwight Howard, and the Houston Rockets, Anthony Davis and the, well...just Anthony Davis, the uprising Los Angeles Lakers with the return of Kobe Bryant, addition Brandon Bass, Lou Williams, and Roy Hibbert, the upset, scorned Mavericks with Dirk and Chandler Parsons, and the $100 million man Marc Gasol, Zach Randolph, Mike Conley, and the Memphis Grizzlies. oh lets not forget the past 2 NBA Champions in the San Antonio Spurs with the return of Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobli to join Tony Parker, Danny Green, Kawhi Leonard, newly addition David West and LaMarcus Aldridge, and the Golden Gate Warriors with Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson, Draymond Green, and Andre Iguodala, both whom gave LeBron James fits. so...yea, good luck Clippers. you're gonna need alot of it.