4 months disappointment

as a sports fan, more so the Philadelphia Eagles fan...i bleed fuckin GREEN! so in return, i like to meet the players, go to game as much as i can when tickets are cheap because the tickets will damage my pockets, and occasionally buy Eagles stuff. so when i buy any merchandise, i'd like for them to be authentic as possible such as their helmets and jerseys. i already own a couple of authentic Eagles helmet and jerseys so when the opportunity to own the 1960 Championship Eagles kelly green jersey came up - i jumped on the pre-sell in May 2010; orderin a youth jersey for the wife of DE Trent Cole and an authentic jersey of LB Stewart Bradley. it took them, um...'til TODAY (September 9, 2010) to shipped it and sure enough, it was 2 jerseys in there...

now, of course i wouldn't have written this if everythin went smoothly. you see, the bad thing about bein me...is i'm picky. i'll pay $ for quality shit because i expect quality shit. if i pay $ for shitty shit, then i'll accept shitty shit. so when i'm payin for a $275 authentic jersey...i EXPECT to get an authentic jersey - and here's the comparison to easily spot them:

the authentic (left) is more form fittin, more true to the player with the pads...while the replica (right) is looser, more flowin down for the fans who's not in "football shape". so what did i see when i fluffed out my jersey? THIS!

like mother fucker this isn't the fuckin authentic jersey that i ordered nor is it the one on the fuckin website! you're fuckin tryna get me for $175 for this shit because this is a fuckin REPLICA! LOOK @ the fuckin sleeves...no elastic! it even says ON FIELD...which is the replica version because the youth one is like that...while my original Brian Dawkins jersey says AUTHENTIC...MOTHERFUCKER! 4 fuckin months and this is what i get? 3 days before the fuckin game?! and you expect me to be ok?! i can't even get the corrected one even if i exchange it!!
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...*sigh* the store rep was pretty helpful and understandin of the situation so he opened a ticket to see if that's how it's manufactured or if there was a mistake...another waitin game - we better fuckin win this Sunday, too, motherfuckers...