accurate

do-do..you like it? :D

side note:
i look like that in real life, especially Christmas

4am for this debauchery

my signature wraps for Christmas

me rn

turkey day!

way too much food for just 4 people. ..yummy!

happy Thanksgiving!

til: english is stupid

was in the middle of complaining, and trying to figure out how to use the word 'sheep' in plural form. apparently, there is none. sheep can be use as a singular or plural. just like swine and deer.

so, in a nutshell: goose is geese but moose isn't meese. drop the y to add ies like fry to fries but moneys is apparently acceptable along with monies. however, honies isn't. if there's an x then add es for box to boxes, and drop the f for ves with leaf to leaves. yet swine, deer, and sheep remains the same...but pines, peers, and creeps have s.

ok, English. whatever tickle your pickle

how to spot a vegan

so weak

such a disgrace. haven't been working out steadily and instead of at least dieting properly, i had fucking 2 burgers, 2 fries, and a large soda for lunch. oh, and a 4 piece nuggets. weak! weak! weak! fucking fat ass. that's why i'm here 3 in the morning working this shit (or at least thinking i am...trying anyway) off. i hope this fucking spare tire and permanent roll imprint will be a constant reminder of what a failure i am. i'm not going to get anywhere, see any results if i continue to be weak minded, lack willpower, and poorly disciplined.

so this pussy ass motherfucker here...

Twitter: oooh_sebastian  (i believed change to ooooh_sebastian)
Instagram: oooh_sebastian

this motherfucker here decided to post a video of him whooping a defenseless cat for either vomiting or shitting on his bed. the video is of him gripping the cat by it's neck, shoving it into the junk, and beating it repeatedly with a belt. a grown ass, pussy ass bitch of a man from the University of Alabama, using a weapon to beat on a small house animal. had the nerve to posted it...and now blocked all his account. luckily, there's Google

apparently, Brandon here is a bit full of himself. soft ass looking, cotton ball, baby wipe ass motherfucker. posting half naked shit prolly to get hit on by other dudes so he can take a pounding up the ass. i swear next to pedophiles and murderers, these are the lowest of the scums. let's see how you like it if someone grip the back of your buck-50 strawweight ass and beat you senseless you tampon using dickless bitch. UoA better act upon this and so better the police. i don't wanna post the video but it's out there. disturbing to say the least.

let justice be serve please for animal rights. speak up for those that can't

i'm ready

for the Jordan 11 72-10 commemorating the the best season by the '95-'96 Chicago Bulls releasing this December 19th

i hit up the Mitchell & Ness flagship store in Philly to get the throwback jersey they were releasing in honor of that season

it was a pretty penny but so worth it. thick, heavy fabric. sewn, tackle twill lettering. championship trophy on the top right corner for their 1st of the 2nd three-peat. the G.O.A.T. Michael Jordan '95-'96 season on bottom right.

now just hoping to get the sneakers and i'm set!

thumbnail lied to me

happy Halloween

lol...squad goal, if i had a squad...*sigh*

speaking of the queen being back

Adele...25...can't wait to make a bulk purchase of tissues

too accurate

i showed my friend this but she didn't get it...prolly cuz she's wack and doesn't listen to The Weeknd

thanks for the reminder, life

me: *wakes up & stretches* ugh fuck this morning workout. i'ma stay in bed
me: *looks at gut protruding* ...fuuuck!

mood music: Hello

the queen is back. Adele has a new album, rightfully titled 25 (her age), releasing November 20, i believe. her 1st single along with a video, Hello, is up and man...it sure touched a nerve. it pretty much about her reaching out to a past significant other that she had hurt. the video has the vibe of her hit, Rolling In The Deep. single tone color with artistic movements...if that made any sense. the song, she's. ..i feel like it's something i needed to hear. something that would bring me closure. it feels like it's what been missing....as if she's singing it to me.

-thank you

hello from the other side

i must've called a thousand times
to tell you i'm sorry, for everything that i've done

but when i call you never seem to be home

hello from the outside

at least i can say that i've tried
to tell you i'm sorry for breaking your heart

but it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart
..anymore

food for thought

any car can be a self driving car if you're brave enough

the masked Rose

geez, these titles are getting worse and worse. anywho. Derrick Rose of the Chicago Bulls is hopeful to play in the preseason finale against the Dallas Mavericks. Rose, suffered an orbital fracture during the offseason practice, is now wearing a clear mask to protect his face. similar to those of the past but more relatable, the ex-Bulls Rip Hamilton

i strongly feel that he should play even if it's for a quarter. you need that contact, that speed, that game mindset to set in if you wanna be ready for the overrated shitty Cleveland Cavaliers on opening night. let's hope for a strong run and a healthy DRose

stupid! stupid! stupid!

god, i wouldn't think that even at this age i would be capable of doing cringeworthy shit...yet here i am. looking back at my vulnerable moments at my low points. ..talking Wonderwall this, Wonderwall that...blech! get a fucking grip! fuckin pathetic! ironically, i don't, didn't even feel that way. it was during a fraility in my life that allowed me to succumbed to such foolishness. luckily, nothing happened. just my mind blowing things outta proportions

not many knows this blog...kinda wish someone does that'll be able to slap me if i ever do some dumb shit like that again. i hope i have learned my lesson. my priorities are in order. like Tupac Shakur says, "M.O.B."

i'm not a college football fan but...

made me thought of and made this

Oklahoma Sooners beating the shit outta Kansas State Wildcats...via The Simpsons

2 different spectrum of life in 1 sitting

i'm usually on WorldStar Hip-Hop for mindless fun or music videos from artists worth listening. today i saw 2 videos that affected me in 2 different aspects of my life. it's amazing...i hope these turn out right. i usually can post the vid but WSHH doesn't have an embedded version on mobile. anywho...

www.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshhK5efr16eMicvM82O

a husband surprised his wife with a vacation for her birthday even though she thought they were just staying local. she seems to have no problem with the staycation but her reaction was just priceless. it makes me extremely happy and satisfied to see a man doing something wonderful for his woman. bringing her to tears of joy. that's how you treat your lady. i appreciate and respect a man like that. it is truly a rarity
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on the other hand, this video: www.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshh9hhB3AD7v8tf5D87

it shows a man confronting his fiancé of her infidelity in front of her parents. beforehand, he confirmed with her that he loves her and won't cheat on her. she reiterated the same. yet a video of what sounds like the fiancé being unfaithful is played out loud and all she seems to focused on was why was he doing this in front of the parents. clearly she's turning the attention on the exposure instead of her actual deed. she even claimed that what he's doing was wrong...

he eventually told her to pack her shit and go...rightfully so. i don't agree with the parents part because it should be handled between them 2. i whole heartedly understand tho...

i know there's a lot of bad men out there who treats their significant others like shit. but there are equal amount of unfaithful women, too. if you're grown enough to cheat, be grown enough to let it be known and accept the consequences. we all need to grow as human beings and being considerate to others is the first step. put your selfishness aside...or not. whatever, i don't care. i'm just some random guy

there's a reason blonde jokes exist

relaying off the last post about P.J. Whelihan's...

i had a repair job there. showed up (just in case, P.J. is a bar, pretty decent one, too. never had their regulars but their wings are famous) to the podium with my big tool belt on around my waist, jeans, t-shirt, and work boots and spoke to the blonde hostess

me: hi, can i speak to your manager?
blonde: *tilts her head sideways sorta like when you say something to a dog* ...do you need a job application?
me: ...
me: *thinking to myself* bitch, i just got paid more than you for the day just from this interaction we just had. why the fuck would someone with tools on them look for a job when it's clearly obvious that i'm working?
me: ...no. i'm here to fix your service

i know places like bars and restaurants hire pretty face, big titted chicks, mostly blondes to greet customers and all but c'mon. hire someone with at least some common sense or do their job and get the manager like i asked. and this is no way putting down hostesses or blondes, etc. it's just the experience doesn't really help the stereotypes of the person and type of establishments. i haven't stepped foot into there again, only their other locations

new tradition

i'm not superstitious but i do do (hehe doodoo) stuff/wear clothes a certain way when the Philadelphia Eagles wins. so this Sunday was the 1st when they actually looked good for 3 quarters...unlike their 1st win. and this was how i stared off the day for the game vs the New Orleans Saints

the Eagles (winning), xl Domino's deluxe with extra sauce, 15 (outta 30) P.J. Whelihan's hot-and-honey wings, and a cold Not Your Father's Root Beer is the recipe for a successful game

i love my Dad

even at his older age he still likes experiencing new things, having fun while doing so

this tiny, Asian man will haunt your dreams. if not the face then the sweats and his signature fanny pack shall. he gives 0 fucks what anyone thinks. it's ironic when i was little i wanted to go to the mall without my parents. nowadays i wanna take them places and experience different, new things that they wouldn't be able to themselves. our time with them are limited, and i understand that. most don't. i would sacrifice my own time for my parents if they need anything. i'm still selfish at times, we all are. but majority of the time, family is priority

typical IG'ers

i find shit like this hilarious. pic consist of half face, half tits. had a kid at 16...smh. 23 years old...lol

the nerve of people

was browsing the feed and saw this dude with 'tattoo' in his username, like, example: jimthetattooman

except...he only has 2. i guess i should be dr. sebastian since i did picked a splinter out all by myself. no anesthesia needed

so...we got a bunny

our dog died last year. my sister's been begging for a new dog but despite being an adult, she's still a fucking idiot kid. and an idiot kid won't take care of a live creature properly. that's why if she does get 1, my mom would be the one taking care of it. but somehow she came home from work with a a bunny. a baby bunny that she found on the sidewalk near her job

i love my people

they never ceased to amazed me. a third world country with so, so much to offer. from culinary to agriculture to music and sports and all around a great country full of colorful individuals

i came across this video via Caveman Circus and it showed me how Vietnamese people usually are. buncha friends with good food and drink. someone happens to have a guitar and started strumming. that lead to a beautiful session of an acoustic rendition of Hotel California by The Eagles

i need to move

i don't know exactly where but wherever there are Muslim girls like these

yea...there's definitely none of them around this shitty area

me flirting

thanks, Pac

19 years ago we lost THE greatest rap artist of all time. but i'm not gonna dwell on his departure. i shall instead embrace his legacy. for it is he, Tupac Amaru Shakur, that had influenced me the most growing up outside my own blood

when i came here in '92, not knowing a lick of English, there weren't much to be influenced by that made any sense. the TV has unrealistic characters that doesn't look nor deal with issues like my family and i. the music is only what was heard through the radio were all bubblegum, pop shit. i watched just to see  and listened just to hear. it wasn't until my cousin got me into Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and 2Pac. the melody of how BTNH rap and the powerful Pac's lyrics were captivating. Changes and Change The World were the earliest songs i can recall hearing. now we weren't in the same circumstances but we were definitely in the same struggle.

growing up in Camden, NJ built me stronger. i have a love hate relationship with my city. what i went through i can listen to Pac and his message for survival and better days ahead. when your parents doesn't understand the dynamics of environment, i listened to the person who did. from 2Pacalypse Now to my favorite double CD All Eyez On Me. whatever you're going through you can find a song to relate to.

i'll never forget how much he means to me and i'll never forget the emptiness i felt when he was senselessly murdered. nevertheless, his impact was permanent. it is forever. it lives on within me and everyone that he is able to connect to, regardless of your background. i never got the chance to see him but what's more is i never got the chance to thank him.

i know you're up in Thugz Mansion with your Alizae, Henny and weed, with the world remembering you, as a straight G

whoever Lang Leav is, they need to stop knowing me

my September top 5 of top 5

top 5 overall:
1. FOOTBALL!! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!

2. vacation to Viet Nam

3. vacation to Havasu Falls

4. saving money
5. Kawasaki Ninja (still, i know...*sigh*)

since it's football season officially today with the Pittsburgh Steelers vs New England Cheaters, i mean Patriots. this will be all football related

top 5 active defensive Philadelphia Eagles:
1. Fletcher Cox (1/3 of The Nobodies)

2. Mychal Kendricks (foundation of this defense)

3. Vinny Curry (my local favorite)

4. Connor Barwin (NFC sack leader)

5. Malcolm Jenkins (leader of the secondary)
                                      

top 5 active offensive Eagles:
1. Jason Peters (the bodyguard)

2. Jason Kelce (the brain)

3. Zach Ertz  (the x-factor)

4. Jordan Matthews (the disciple)

5. Sam Bradford (the future)

top 5 active ex-Eagles:
1. LeSean McCoy  (even though he really needs to stop sounding so bitter)

2. Trent Cole

3. DeSean Jackson

4. Jeremy Maclin

5. Andy Reid (what?! he's an ex-Eagle...)

top 5 active non-Eagles:
1. Andrew Luck

2. Drew Brees

3. Earl Thomas

4. Larry Fitzgerald

5. Peyton Manning