BET Top 10 Rappers are...who?!

first MTV had their stupid list...now BET has a list that's just as stupid...the only thing that was good was that it didn't have fuckin Wocka Flocka Flame but how is Drake in EVERY list? he hasn't done shit...1 album...and hey, Jay-Z didn't even made the list!! maybe because he and Beyonce and Rihanna didn't show up to their last award show...either way, both list has Enimem as the #1, which is debatable but understandable, but no Jay? that's bullshit...and what the fuck does Jermaine Dupri knows about good rappers? he signed Bow Wow and Da Brat...

eh, fuck em!

Superman Gets Laid

Superman Gets Laid

Written by Gogo Vin

Superman is bored fighting crimes everyday. So one Friday night he decides to go out in the town to have some fun. He drops by Batman's house. "Hey Batman, he says Wanna go out tonight?" "No, I can't," replies Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime." "You loser," says Superman and flies away.

He decides to stop by Spider-Man's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he says. "I'd love to, but I can't," replies Spider-Man. "My web is broken and I gotta fix it to fight crime." Superman, all disgusted, says, "you loser. Stay home on a Friday night and fix your damn web." So he flies away.

While flying from up above he spots Wonder Woman stark naked and lying down on her back spread-eagle. Superman thinks, "hey, I am Superman, I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quicky and fly back out and she won't even feel it."

Superman flies down, does a quick in-out-in-out and flies back out at the speed of light. Wonder Woman says, "what the hell was that?" The Invisible man says, "I don't know but my ass is killing me!"

edit by me

UFC 121: Lesnar vs a Mexican fighter?

it's actually Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez but (SPOILER!) ever since Cain won via TKO, they just focused on him bein the 1st Mexican Heavyweight UFC Champion. like, ok, i get it - he's Mexican - so? he should be announced just as the champ and not so focused on his ethnicity. either way, this fight was crazy - so unlike Brock to charged out like crazy but Cain caught him a buncha time and eventually got the win

but UFC 121 also has the fight between teacher and protege: Tito Ortiz and Mark Hamill with Hamill comin out with an unanimous win after Ortiz in a way disrespectin the deaf community. other than that, nothin really matter to me besides the future fight between Cain and Junior Dos Santos

not a total lost in Philly

the Philadelphia Phillies lost, for good, against the San Francisco Giants so now we don't have to hear anythin more from the Phillies...YAY!!

it's FOOTBALL season! not shitty baseball!

oh woe is me...

just finish watchin an atrocious performance by my beloved Philadelphia Eagles losin to the Tennessee Titans 37-19. as usual, we were in the lead but due to turnovers and penalties and of course, defense bein predictable and slowin down in the 2nd half, we lost - HORRIBLY! not gon get into the details besides rookie WR Riley Cooper gettin an amazin catch in front of a defender, which could've been an interception by QB Kevin Kolb and scorin a TD 2 plays after that. um, we won against RB Chris Johnson but really lost to a 37 year old back-up QB in Kerry Collins - not to take anythin away from him, but defense didn't really pressured him much in the later quarters and good ol' defensive coordinator Sean McDermott kept the safeties close to the box and let some unknown-now-fuckin-famous WR Kenny Britt scored 3 TD and over 200 yards against us...YAY!!

with the Washington Redskins winnin with the help of Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler throwin 6 INTs, and the Dallas Cowboys playin the New York Giants tomorrow - anythin can go in the NFC East...*sighs*

this sucks...

the balls MTV have

to considered themselves even REMOTELY close to be able to acknowledge which mcs are hot. they're currently on #8 right now, and you don't even WANNA know who #9 is...it's so fuckin pathetic. what's worse is that i can't believe someone like Sway would sit there and agreed to this whole atrocity of a debate. B.o.B was #9, and Ludacris was #10...so i was thinkin ok...this is gettin better...and then MTV added a twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan be like "what the fuck was that?!"

Wacka.Flocka.Flame.

yes - exactly...how- i mean, what the- ...i just can't even began...BEGAN to express my utter disbelief in the retardedness of that round table...ugh...just- oh the world is surely comin to an end...fuck you MTV!

R.I.P. Eyedea

rapper Eyedea, real name: Oliver Hart died on October 16 in his sleep. found lifeless by his mom, there's still no confirmation on what the cause of death was. whatever it is, Eyedea was a very talented artist. half of the duo Eyedea & Abilities with his friend, DJ Abilities, they left a strong mark in the underground hip-hop scene and will forever be remembered. Oliver was 28 when he passed away

R.I.P. Eyedea (on the left)

thanks guys!

ok...thanks to this stupid blog site, it didn't post anythin i wrote last time so i'ma cut it short.

-the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Atlanta Falcons 31-17
-QB Kevin Kolb outplayed Matt Ryan with 133+ QB ratin, 300+ yards, 3 TDs and 1 INT
-WR DeSean Jackson single handedly lead the win for us with 2 TDs early to set the tone but ended up leavin with a severe concussion from a helmet-to-helmet hit from a Faclon DB...both player left
-WR Jeremy Maclin stepped up and really finished off the game with his 2 TDs; TE Brent Celek stayed droppin pass but caught 1 or 2 crucial 1; WR Jason Avant also was reliable as the #2 WR
-RB LeSean McCoy didn't have another breakout game but was efficient and remains improvin as he's gettin healthier

on defense:
-LB Moise Fokou is steadily impressive with alot of good tackles and finishin plays; LB Stewart Bradley had his 1st sack of the season and had help against TE Tony Gonzalez from the unimpressive CB Hoselio Hanson because Bradley kept gettin burned by TEs
-CB Asante "The President" (as Andy Reid calls him) Samuel notched his 1st interception after comin back from a concussion
-DE Trent Cole had 2 sacks - just awesomeness!

overall it was a great game...plus we were there! woo-hoo!!

but the big story was around the league with the Minnesota Vikings defeatin the Dallas Cowboys to put them @ 1-4 and the Indianapolis Colts defeatin the Washington Redskins to keep the NFC East tied @ #1 between us and the New York Giants, who had a very convincin win against the Detroit Lions

Colts WR Pierre Garcon had this INCREDIBLE 1 handed catch durin the game...and so did their SS Aaron Francisco...must be somethin within the Colts cuz i remember TE Dallas Clark had that crazy 1 handed catch in the endzone before

oh well - THANKS Peyton Manning and Brett Farve!

thanks friends around the league!

so...to really make this quick because i am lazy...me and the wife went to yesterday game between the Philadelphia Eagles hostin the 4-1 Atlanta Falcons. Kevin Kolb was extremely impressive, over 300 yards, 133 QB ratin and 3 TDs (2 to Jeremy Maclin and 1 to DeSean Jackson), 1 INT (which was tipped)...however he did fucked up by placin the ball in front of DeSean's route that forced him to extend to it and got him knocked out by a Falcons' DB. both players were down by Jackson was out cold, even when he came to term had some memory loss. before that, Jackson single handedly tore through the Falcons defense with a TD on the 2nd play of their 1st posession. after that, it was Jason Avant, Maclin, and even after a few drops, Brent Celek, and rookie Chad Hall made some impact. also can't leave out a reliable LeSean McCoy and Eldra Buckely also stepped in @ the last quarter

on the defense, Asante Samuel picked up an interception after it got tipped. defense learned to wrapped up a lil' better and Trent Cole got 2 sacks (i believe)...overall a good day only allowin 17 points

now...what made this day even better was the afternoon game between the Dallas Cowboys and Minnesota Vikings resulted how i wanted with the Boys goin to 1-5! thanks to Brett Farve and the young receivers and also the defense for pressurin Tony Romo. also, thanks to Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts winnin over the Washington Redskins by pickin off Donovan McNabb and overcame alot of fuckin penalties! ps, Pierre Garcon made an INCREDIBLE one handed catch! just amazin! also so did Aaron Fransico but i can't find it online

i'm a big Joseph Addai fan so for him to get hurt, again, was horrible...hope it's nothin serious...and the same goes for Jackson and the Falcons DB. i know injuries come with the sports but if it could be avoided, it should and hope they all return healthy

another escape by the Eagles!

how you manage to let 14 unanswered points happened? the defense was pretty decent for the most part, reducin RB Frank Gore to not much but did allowed a TD pass to him and same with TE Vernon Davis who also ended up with a TD himself...for the most part...no definitive answer as to how good the Philadelphia Eagles are

from the start, the San Francisco 49ers came out swingin and scored 1st with a TD pass from QB Alex Smith to WR Michael Crabtree. luckily for us, we bounced back and Kevin Kolb made a play outside the box to TE Brent Celek, who messed up on a block that flushed Kolb out. besides that 30+ pass or the TD pass, Kolb really needs to stop doin that Romo-Witten relationship where he throws it to him all the time even when he's not open. he's no Dallas Clark or Antonio Gates or Davis! the other 2 TD came from a fumble recovery from Smith, who was chased down by rookie DE Brandon Graham, by S Quintin Mikell and a rushin attempt by LeSean McCoy. McCoy ran for almost 100 yards in a flak jacket for his fractured rib. somehow he managed and handled the ball very well...except for a mistaken play where he slid in the 4th quarter thinkin he had the 1st down and run down the clock...but didn't.

now...DEFENSE on the other hand had their ups and downs. the down: besides Sean McDermott runnin the same play, LB Stewart Bradley got burned a couple of times when tryin to cover Vernon Davis...CB Hoselio Hanson and Dimitri Patterson fillin in for the concussioned Asante Samuel didn't work too well because...Hanson SUCKS! Patterson was ok...becasuse the ups: the had an INT which was helpful, and so did rookie CB Trevard Lindley @ the end of the play as Smith got hit by Trevor Laws. LB Akeem Jordan was replaced by Moise Fokou for the startin job and did great, with a positive 1 arm tackle, bein physical and a forced fumble on Gore. Mikell, of course, with his TD and S Nate Allen ALMOST came up with a sack but overran Smith but had a solid game...

as for some injuries; McCoy seems to be doin ok...QB Michael Vick seems like he could be out for 1 more week but he could make a recovery enough to play against next week for the 4-1 Atlanta Falcons, his previous team. DeSean Jackson seemed like he banged up his knee durin a punt return but later came back in the game; can't say the same for LT Jason Peters who went out with some knee problem and was replaced by the thought-to-be-impressive-turned-out-unimpressive King Dunlap...how Dunlap played made me realized we kinda need Peters :(...and a severe cause for concern is the injury to DT Brodrick Bunkley who looked like he could've hyperextended his left arm...but hopefully he's good to go next week

and some note: newly activated WR Chad Hall caught a very crucial 3rd down conversion pass...Kolb was sacked 4 times and fumbled once, so did McCoy...WR Jeremy Maclin had a solid game too with 95 yards...um...oh yeah, special team SUCKS!! do your job Bobby April! also Todd Heremens fucked up on a TD run by McCoy with a holdin call but did managed to scooped up a McCoy's fumble pretty damn quick...besides that, stupid New York Giants beat the slumpin Houston Texans, the Washington Redskins came back and win with a field goal against the Green Bay Packers and the "Super Bowl bound" Dallas Cowboys is 1-3 thanks the the Tennessee Titans...so good day in the NFC East :D

bullyin and beyond

i woke up this mornin to an article on Yahoo! about a teenage Croatian girl who committed suicide. this high school in Ohio is facin it's 4th suicidal death within 3 years and it's all over one reason: bullyin

not to take it as a joke...^^...but i'm just tryin to make sense of these situations
-the recent incident with the death of the Croatian girl; she was made fun of because she's a foreigner with a thick accent. ewsflash: it's 2010 and foreigners are everywhere in this country. this is what happens in small towns. they're so secluded from the outside world that anythin different from the typical norm is considered to be okay to poke fun of, ridicule or even to the point where they harrass them physically. why? what's wrong with a native person of a country havin their own dialect? what's so funny about that? if you don't have the proper upbringin with manners and respect...you're let loosed into society with pure ignorance and the inability to adapt and the mindset of a bigot
-the 2nd situation was from a boy, same school, who just so happens to like to wear pink. he was bullied to the point where he ended up killin himself. after repeated attempt by family member to askin the school to intervene and friends tryin to help him...the result was inevitable. now was it because he likes pink while boys don't think it's right? or was it because they thought he was gay? either way - what's the problem? regardless of any personal's views on gays...it's no one's rights to be aggressive in malicious ways to them. accept it or not, these feelins need to be dealt properly within this small town, because the real world won't stand for it and nor will there be an entire flock of people engagin in any hainous acts
-there was a friend of the boy who killed himself, who also killed herself in a similar method. apparently she suffered the fate of bullyin as well. she died with the picture of the boy next to her with a caption that read R.I.P. on it...
-and another girl died from an anti-depressant overdose that she took from her mom. she wasn't too pleased with goin to school but her mom made her anyway...i guess the bullyin @ school was too much to the point where she felt that anti-depressant pills were necessary...
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i'm not about blamin it all on the kids @ school, which is mostly responsible...but the bullied kids need to understand that they need to build a stronger sense of confidence, thicker skin and be able to focus pass that. you can't let people like this get to you...people like that obviously have no trainin @ home so they lash out @ others because their backgrounds are just as messed up as their lives. high school is an obstacle course that needs to be overcome before you can journey out and discover how strong of a person you really are

Moss in Minnesota, again

ahhh...i'm patiently waitin for the day when Brian Dawkins comes back to the Philadelphia Eagles and Brian Westbrook returns back and even Donovan McNabb re-emerge as a QB...just like the late great Reggie White from the Green Bay Packers...but for now, it's the Minnesota Vikings' turn for that moment. their prolific WR Randy Moss that they let go to the Oakland Raiders and resurrected his career with the New England Patriots is now, home? a deal was made for the Vikes to get Moss from the Pats for the Vikes' 3rd round 2011 pick and the Pats give em Moss and a 2012 pick. interestin...apparently Randy was already feelin unappreciated seein how it's his last year and no contract talk have been brought up...so after bein held to 0 catch last game against the Miami Dolphins, it was time...oh well, hopefully the combination of Farve + Moss + Peterson + Berrian + Shiancoe + Rice + Harvin won't be too much for us to handle later down the schedule :(

Japanese are the best

typical Eagles-style game

instead of my recaps and rants, here is a gest of what happened durin the loss to the Washington Redskins by the Philadelphia Eagles 17-12...woo-hoo!

-it was the return of the franchise leader, QB Donovan McNabb. people were curious as to how the fans would treat McNabb after booin him in 1999 when the Eagles drafted and suprisinly yet not surprisinly enough, McNabb received a positive reaction and a standin ovation...i mean, 6 Pro-Bowls, 4 NFC East division championships, 5 NFC championship game, 1 Super Bowl appearance...yeah.
-Mike Shanahan pounded the football up and down the field right off the bat...the combination of Clinton Portis and the new mack truck (sidebar: Brandon Jacobs of the New York Giants bein the other) Ryan Torain totalled 125yds. and Torain managed to ran over S Quintin Mikell like he was roadkill...sad
-um, LB Stewart Bradley blown a TE coverage that allowed Chris Cooley to scored a TD...nice
-CB Asante Samuel left with a "mild" concussion after tryna tackle Torain and ended up gettin knee'd to the helmet...and WR Riley Cooper was out as well due to what i believed happened durin a special team collision...
-RB LeSean McCoy carried the team pretty well but ended up fumblin a ball and ended up somehow with a fracture rib for the night...
-Jason Peters...*sigh*...although he got called for 2 holdin penalties, i thought 1 was refutable...Todd Herremens got called for 1 too...and CB Ellis Hobbs for an illegal contact, whatever!
-the biggest penalty was prolly from Max Jean-Gilles, who's fillin in for RG Nick Cole...it was a holdin penalty that came durin...*DRUMROLL*...
-QB Michael Vick 23 yards scrambled to the 1 yard line only to get sandwiched by DeAngelo Hall and Kareem Moore, WHICH resulted in injuries (later found out to be a rib cartilage injury, no fractured or broken ribs), WHICH resulted in...again, *DRUMROLL*...
-the resurrection of the Kevin Kolb era! Kolb came in and did exactly what i expected, he played like the backup that he is. hey! 3rd and long...how bout we throw it, i don't know...LONG?! but na...those short passes will magically turned into 15+yards...and even though he was 25/35, 201yds..it's those dumb play callin by none other than good ol' predictable...
-Marty Mornhinweg...callin the same ol' plays with the same ol' result...and who else does the same ol' thing? yea...defensive coordinator Sean McDermott. hey! Shanahan likes to run the ball...how bout we go to single coverage and plug up the hole? na...our players looked pathetic...AND SMD had the nerve to say "we need to get back to Eagles-style football"...like MOTHERFUCKER you spose to had it @ that style since the preseason! it doesn't take 2 loses to realize that! Jim Johnson realized that from day 1! ...a little tidbits...Mikell and Bradley could've had an interception but blew it...go figure!
-this game wouldn't have been possible without the Skins' 12th man, the fuckin moronic referees...fuckin idiots hardly called any pass interference, holdin or late hit FOR the Birds...and they're too fuckin oblivious or just plain dishonest...prolly both since they wanna moved the ball @ the goal line and causin a delayed of game for us...FUCKERS!
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*sigh*
on a positive note...rookie S Nate Allen notched ANOTHER interception and replacement FB Owen Schmitt had 1 hell of a game...great blocker and hands...awesome

note: the last hail mary throw to the endzone could've been one of the greatest catch ever...and even better by Jason Avant...he was up, had a clear path, no one touched him...had 2 hands on the ball...and all he had to do was bring it down.......but he dropped it...into the arms of a DB for an INT...nice!

who knows what's goin on with this team, offensively and defensively. i thought our D was legit, but then it was against an inferior team...that ended up beatin a Super Bowl team...but yesterday they looked average and young...no words to describe it and no words to defend it. GET.BETTER.NOW!

ps
congrats McNabb...