BET Top 10 Rappers are...who?!

first MTV had their stupid list...now BET has a list that's just as stupid...the only thing that was good was that it didn't have fuckin Wocka Flocka Flame but how is Drake in EVERY list? he hasn't done shit...1 album...and hey, Jay-Z didn't even made the list!! maybe because he and Beyonce and Rihanna didn't show up to their last award show...either way, both list has Enimem as the #1, which is debatable but understandable, but no Jay? that's bullshit...and what the fuck does Jermaine Dupri knows about good rappers? he signed Bow Wow and Da Brat...

eh, fuck em!

Superman Gets Laid

Superman Gets Laid

Written by Gogo Vin

Superman is bored fighting crimes everyday. So one Friday night he decides to go out in the town to have some fun. He drops by Batman's house. "Hey Batman, he says Wanna go out tonight?" "No, I can't," replies Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime." "You loser," says Superman and flies away.

He decides to stop by Spider-Man's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he says. "I'd love to, but I can't," replies Spider-Man. "My web is broken and I gotta fix it to fight crime." Superman, all disgusted, says, "you loser. Stay home on a Friday night and fix your damn web." So he flies away.

While flying from up above he spots Wonder Woman stark naked and lying down on her back spread-eagle. Superman thinks, "hey, I am Superman, I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quicky and fly back out and she won't even feel it."

Superman flies down, does a quick in-out-in-out and flies back out at the speed of light. Wonder Woman says, "what the hell was that?" The Invisible man says, "I don't know but my ass is killing me!"

edit by me

UFC 121: Lesnar vs a Mexican fighter?

it's actually Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez but (SPOILER!) ever since Cain won via TKO, they just focused on him bein the 1st Mexican Heavyweight UFC Champion. like, ok, i get it - he's Mexican - so? he should be announced just as the champ and not so focused on his ethnicity. either way, this fight was crazy - so unlike Brock to charged out like crazy but Cain caught him a buncha time and eventually got the win

but UFC 121 also has the fight between teacher and protege: Tito Ortiz and Mark Hamill with Hamill comin out with an unanimous win after Ortiz in a way disrespectin the deaf community. other than that, nothin really matter to me besides the future fight between Cain and Junior Dos Santos

not a total lost in Philly

the Philadelphia Phillies lost, for good, against the San Francisco Giants so now we don't have to hear anythin more from the Phillies...YAY!!

it's FOOTBALL season! not shitty baseball!

oh woe is me...

just finish watchin an atrocious performance by my beloved Philadelphia Eagles losin to the Tennessee Titans 37-19. as usual, we were in the lead but due to turnovers and penalties and of course, defense bein predictable and slowin down in the 2nd half, we lost - HORRIBLY! not gon get into the details besides rookie WR Riley Cooper gettin an amazin catch in front of a defender, which could've been an interception by QB Kevin Kolb and scorin a TD 2 plays after that. um, we won against RB Chris Johnson but really lost to a 37 year old back-up QB in Kerry Collins - not to take anythin away from him, but defense didn't really pressured him much in the later quarters and good ol' defensive coordinator Sean McDermott kept the safeties close to the box and let some unknown-now-fuckin-famous WR Kenny Britt scored 3 TD and over 200 yards against us...YAY!!

with the Washington Redskins winnin with the help of Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler throwin 6 INTs, and the Dallas Cowboys playin the New York Giants tomorrow - anythin can go in the NFC East...*sighs*

this sucks...