only the NFL can save us from this quarantine madness!
1st thing 1st: WTF is Bill O'Brien and the Houston Texans fucking smoking?! trading arguably the top 2 WR DeAndre Hopkins to the Arizona Cardinals for an aging David Johnson and picks?! fuck that! (ps: fucking Howie Roseman! you could've gotten that deal done, you bum!)
notable events:
-Tom Brady is leaving the New England Patriots
-former Los Angeles Chargers QB Phillip Rivers is signing w the Indianapolis Colts (what does that mean for current QB and former Pats Cody Brissett?)
-former Dallas Cowboys CB Byron Jones got overpaid from the Miami Dolphins & TE Jason Witten going to the Raiders; WR Amari Cooper also got overpaid by Jerry Jones; delusional Dak Prescott turned down $33 million a year because he feels like he's worth $40 mil to be an average 8-8 QB that got franchise tagged (ha!)
-former Tennessee Titans QB Marcus Mariota is signing w the Las Vegas (still so weird to say that) Raiders to be a backup? contending? for/against Derek Carr
-speaking of the Titans, they overvalued QB Ryan Tannehill because they sniffed deep into the playoff and overpaid him
-QB Drew Brees resigned w the New Orleans Saints; former Saints QB Teddy Bridgewater is signing w the Carolina Panthers
-speaking of the Panthers, they claimed to allow QB Cam Newton to seek a trade but he rebuttled and claimed they forced his hands
-disgruntled former Minnesota Vikings WR Stefon Diggs traded to the Buffalo Bills for a boatload of picks...reaching indeed
and now, the quiet ass Philadelphia Eagles:
-letting future Hall Of Fame LT Jason Peters walk
-letting future Hall Of Fame (imo) S Malcolm Jenkins walk
-letting local Super Bowl hero RB Corey Clement walk
-released LB Nigel Bradham
-LB Kamu Grugier-Hill & RB Jordan Howard sign w the Dolphins
-G/T Halapoulivaati Vaitai signs w the Detroit Lions
-they're bringing back DT Hassan Ridgeway, QB Nate Sudfeld, CB Jalen Mills as a Safety, and S Rodney McLeod
-signed DT Javon Hasgrave
all in all, i'm hoping this isn't done. we have NOONE at Linebackers besides Nate Gerry. i guess they're putting all their stock in the draft *fingers crossed*
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