Family Guy bites again

the notorious Family Guy has strike again! they've been criticized before for bitin from The Simpsons and now as i'm watchin an episode...it takes another bite of their comedic genius...but in a lamer version. today's episode was about Toad Licking...

apparently the kids get high from lickin toads...and that's eerily similar to when Homer Simpson escaped to an island to get away from PBS sponsors and ended up lickin toads to pass the time

hmmm...wonder where Seth Macfarlane got his idea from....BITER!

WTF is this shit?!

fuckin mom in New Jersey, outta all places, was charged with child endangerment. allegedly she took her 5yr to get tanned resultin in sunburn...which the mom claims it was from her playin outside. the mom said that she comes along with her into the salon but she doesn't get tan, only the mom does. when i read this story, i thought it wasn't a big deal cuz the child looks ok...prolly gon have some type of minor result...until i saw the fuckin mom

LOOK @ THIS SHIT! she's sposedly 44 but she look like a turd comin out of a golden retriever's ass. like, wtf is that...she compares her goin to the tannin salon is like any other mom goin to the supermarkets...that's filled with beachball sized uv rays bulbs in each aisle. goddamn lookin @ this is makin me sick...fuckin Jersey...can't believe i live here

R.I.P. Junior Seau

the former San Diego Chargers and New England Patriots linebacker was found dead yesterday. accordin to police, he was found in his home dead from a gunshot wound from what seems like a suicide.  

Junior Seau was known for his role in the Chargers' Super Bowl appearance and later with New England. he then had a successful career on Versus where he participated in different sport jobs. he was only 43...what a shame

R.I.P. Junior Seau

i like Chuck

as the game concludes between the Los Angeles Clippers against the Memphis Grizzlies with Memphis tyin the series 1-1, Charles Barkley made a statement that i've been sayin since the season started

"if they didn't let Blake (Griffin) and DeAndre (Jordan) dunk, how many points do they average a game, Kenny?" - Charles Barkley 5/2/12

they're just a glorified highlight reels...lookin for the play of the night or dunk of the night. without Chris Paul, they would never be effective off the pick-and-roll. they don't play fundamental basketball nor do they lock down a game. if the Clippers play a defensive team...there would be no high flyin dunks or much points bein scored from Blake Griffin. now, i like Griffin as an ATHLETE...but he's not a good basketball player. he's a tremendous athlete that has gifted hops and power...but he can't shoot! so all these wows with LAC are just infatuation with highlights...and that's not basketball. hopefully Memphis wipe em out...

this is why Rose was left in

because as soon as you take your foot of their necks, they start thinkin they got a chance to breathe. they start thinkin there's hope. they start seein some light at the end of their narrow tunnel. but reality is, it's just one game