Friday, June 18, 2010

oldies night in all white

well...what a night (in reference to when we were actually there). good music, great food, Eagles players walkin around meetin and chattin with fans...people were enjoyin themselves in an environment where it doesn't feel like it's restricted access to these celebrities

oh wait, that didn't happen...what REALLY happen was it started @ 9pm...this old pop rock/rap band, were playin and excessive cussin by the only black (rapper) guy who looks like Kon Artist from D12...they played for awhile then had just regular music blastin through the speakers...durin waitin for guest dj Biz Markie to show up, we saw on the dance floor...*drumroll*...a guy dance with light-up rollerskates. again, light-up rollerskates. so when Biz finally showed up, i didn't even realized it cuz it seems like he just tip-toed his way on stage...what's worse was that he didn't even get the crowd hyped up or anythin...boo!

so the party spose to last from 9-2...and still no sign of Donovan McNabb, whose event this is. around 1:30am...a mob of white clothed gentlemen walks by, 1 with a bottle of seemily vodka in his hand greetin the ladies...of course, it was none other than #5 himself, drunk and shoulder shakin on stage...at 1.a.m...and it spose to end @ 2. i gotta admit though, i was half wrong - i told the wife he'd show up and hour before it's done...and i was half wrong...(cont. @ the end)

McNabb, cheery and possibly incoherent, made his way to the center of the floor...dancin, whatever...greeted whomever he came by...(JUST NOT US!! BOO!)...he got on stage and decided to make a speech...oh boy! he told us that he gave his all as an Eagle...and tried his best to bring him the Lombardi...he said he's gon see us twice a year but it prolly won't be pretty...and that he still got love for Philly after askin us to put up our 5...

so i was half wrong about him showin up @ 1am...but half right cuz it was an hour because it ended @ 2:30...so when we left Octo, i was tryin to get Energizer AA Lithium batteries back from the fat, sweaty white bouncer who didn't allowed cameras in (even though there were people takin pics inside with their own cam), and he decided to give me 1 of my lithium and another cheap one...i told him it wasn't it and he decided that they were all the same - FAT FAGGOT! i threw the batteries away, knowin that they prolly cost more than his hourly wage that sweaty fuck...ps, Octo doesn't seem to clean the ceilin near the bathroom or the decks because there were fuckin SPIDER the size of puppies hangin around...FUCKIN DISGUSTIN!!!

overall - it wasn't bad, regardless of my rants...people were nice, drinks were decent...grown folks environment is always much easier goin than fuckin horny teens...although they had some old ass, ancient songs playin...it was nice to see people DANCE and not dry humpin...although, some (a bunch) of chicks were lookin like fuckin burlesque show waitin to get 1 night with McNabb...(*coughwhorescough*) i do wish i seen more Eagles players but Biz did say the Roots and Omillio Sparks were there, although ?uestlove wasn't...oh well...it wasn't bad overall like i said, prolly won't do it again though :-\

1 comment:

  1. i still got luv for #5, all the haters will b exposed during the 10-11 season w/ mr kolb

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