a moment with mom

mom: be careful leaving your food out. i saw on the news that there's this green worm thing that crawls on your food and...
me: really? where was this at?
mom: in Viet Nam.
me: ...*rolls eyes* i'm not gonna worry about a 3rd country parasite that will never make it's way to the US
mom: well i'm concerned. i put your food away!
me: ...