Guardians Of The Galaxy: awesome scene

Gamora: we have to stop Ronin
Rocket: how?!
Starlord: i have a plan
Rocket: you got a plan?
Starlord: ..yes
Rocket: first of all, you're copying me when i said i had a plan
Starlord: no, i'm not. people say that all the time. it's not that unique of a thing to say
Rocket: secondly, i don't even believe you even have a plan
Starlord: i have...part of a plan
Drax: what percentage of the plan do you have?
Gamora: you don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
Drax: i just saved Quill!
Starlord: we've already established that you destroying the ship that i'm on is not saving me
Drax: when did we established it?
Starlord: like 3 seconds ago!
Drax: i wasn't listening. i was thinking of something else
Gamora: ugh...
Rocket: she's right. you don't get an opinion. what percentage?
Starlord: i don't know. 12%
Rocket: 12%?! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Starlord: that's a fake laugh
Rocket: it's real!
Starlord: totally fake
Rocket: that is the most real, authentic, histerical laugh of my entire life because that is not a plan!
Gamora: barely a concept
Starlord: you're taking their side?
Groot: i am Groot
Rocket: so what it's better than 11%? what the hell does that have to do with anything?
Starlord: thank you, Groot. thank you. see? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue
Groot: *eats leaf growing out of arm*

food for thought

2 things i don't trust:
-tap water
-people at the gym with muscular arms and a fat gut, or no calf muscles